i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

(Source: fagoverboard)

i just kissed my ceiling to test does my lipstick stain and i think someone saw it fuck my life